Hot Dog Humour

What s wrong with me the doctor says well first of all you need to eat more sensibly.

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Did you see the movie about the hot dog. Funny hot dog humor frank jokes wurst puns because ballpark hot dog fights and hot sausage puns could never be too mainstream for mustard lovers. A hot dog in one of his ears a pretzel in the other ear and a nacho chip in one nostril. So the chinese guy also orders a hot dog.

The hot dog vendor hands over the sausage and bun with all the trimmings and the buddhist hands over a twenty. You imagine sitting at a picnic table with your best friends near the beach laughing over bowls of potato salad and polaroid picture frames. The vendor pockets it. When can a pizza marry a hot dog.

The buddhist asks where s my change and the vendor replies change must come from within. What do you call a frozen frankfurter. The man says doc this is terrible. The american orders a hot dog and tells his chinese friend to try it because it s delicious.

Stop touching my buns. It was an oscar wiener. Snake joke a guy wearing a snake walks up to a hot dog stand and asks for a hot dog for his snake the woman running the stand says they don t have any buns so it just would be the meat he says that sorry my anaconda don t want none unless you got buns hun.